The Promised Land subjectively

If holy men from the Promised Land were everyday objects. Useful and not so useful...
Man - Barak Multifaceted structure, a construct to your liking: Man-Palace, Bungalow in Chicago, Apartments in Dubai, Villa NotWhere.
Man - Bidon Never became a crystal vase, but requires proper handling. There can be traffic jams, leaks, firmware errors, and other mishaps.
Spouses Claxon. They give differently directed signals. Loudly, together, simultaneously. The reader is invited to guess which klaxon is faulty.

Man - kaput All kaput, this and that, ours and yours!
Man - Trap Wanted kaput, but a trap: both this and that, both ours and yours!
Man is a Pie Not a Friend of Caput. Turns into dough at the most inconvenient moment for him.

Lady Lotus is a terrible force. Causes Barack to desire new constructions, but if Lady Lotus is not in the spirit, everything collapses: the Palace, the Bungalow in Chicago, the Apartments in Dubai, the Villa NotSoWhere.
Caput has no control over it. Beautiful and perfect.

Not a holy man not from the Promised Land - not_Barak
If you're Palace, you won't like his last name, but it sure fits.
Killed at the end, but resurrected in your nursery through the efforts of Caputocapcan.